Yaoi World
by Gideon Marcus

(to be sung to the tune of Madonna's "Material Girl")

Some boys kiss, and some boys hug and
I think that's O.K.
But I like it so much more when
they go all the wayayy

Some like yuri some like yaoi some just like them straight
Some like boys with wings and long hair, most prefer jailbait...

Cuz we are livin' in a Yaoi world, and I am a Yaoi girl...
(Heero and Duo) Living in a Yaoi world and I am a Yaoi Girl

Some boys romance, some boys slow dance
That's all right with me
When they do it with each other
I just have to seeyee

Some boys die and some boys cry
Some fly mechs all day
Try as they might to convince me
I know Wu Fei's Gayay

Cuz we are living in a Yaoi World and I am a Yaoi Girl
(Touya and Yuki) living in a Yaoi world, and I am a Yaoi Girl...

Cuz we are living in a Yaoi World and I am a Yaoi Girl
(Aburatsubo is wishing it was a) Yaoi World, and I am a Yaoi Girl.

Girls may write it, get excited
Post fan fic with glee
All my boys in odd positions:
Now it's 2x3

Cuz we are living in a Yaoi World--and I am a Yaoi Girl (Fushiigi Yuugi) really is Yaoi World and I am a Yaoi Girl...

And it's Hiei, and it's Kurama, and it's Nuriko, and all of Weiss Kreuz...

Living in a Yaoi World (Bishounen!)
Living in a Yaoi World
Living in a Yaoi World (It's Folken!)
Living in a Yaoi World...

(c) 2000